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dogjerker

21 hours ago reblog

Send me ‘I want the K’ and I’ll generate a number (NSFW version)

  • 1: Neck Nibble
  • 2: Nipple Nibble
  • 3: Licking Whipped Cream Off Body
  • 4: Sucking A Body Part
  • 5: Kiss With Tongue
  • 6: Inner-thigh Kiss
  • 7: Scratches
  • 8: Hair pulling
  • 9: Jawline biting
  • 10: Belly-button Kiss
  • 11: Tongue teasing
  • 12: Striptease
  • 13: Groping body part
  • 14: Suck Along the Hips
  • 15: Shower Kiss
  • 16: Spooning
  • 17: Naked massage
  • 18: Pearl Necklace
  • 19: Hand job
  • 20: Any of the Above
  • 21: Oral Sex

21 hours ago reblog 135070 notes

i uh

im here for once

21 hours ago reblog 3 notes

Um. Well. i’m going to be taking a break from this blog for a while. probably not too long, but i just need a break. Im not really feeling craig anymore, and my interest in south park is dwindling. so. i guess ill see you guys later maybe. i dunno.

1 week ago reblog 2 notes

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

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Anonymous asked :
you don't throw your dog a bone, stan, you throw him a boner

dogjerker:

they don’t call me the dog jerker for nothing 

1 week ago reblog 2 notes

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

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I’m going to eat them anyways

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TAGS: #ic

I think these marshmallows are stale

1 week ago reblog 2 notes
TAGS: #ic

Like all I do anymore is eat star shaped marshmallows that taste like shit and watch old power ranger movies

1 week ago reblog 1 notes
TAGS: #man #ic

You ever just sit there and think about all the people you’ve met in your life. Your old friends, your family, strangers. And then begin thinking about how much you disliked all of them?

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TAGS: #me

recollectiveprotector:

                i need you to вєℓιєνє that

                           i am not a MACHINE

     sever the cables inside

                    please set me { F R E E } 

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TAGS: #musings
DTHMS.