hey *leans against wall* wanna ship our ocs *slips and falls*
stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast
yeah except that most things actually are? oops
Nothing’s impossible man
[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
[text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
[text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
[text] I asked him for something to clean up with…
I start crying when I get mad but when I’m sad I just
"well craig what have you been doing that’s kept you so busy"
I’ve literally done nothing.
I can’t ever seem to keep up on everyone and their stupid personal lives, so I’ll assume that two people got haircuts, someone is pregnant, and the rest of the town is drooling over the same person.
Sounds about right anyways.
"Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?"
"Uh.. I think I’m lost."
"Wow, those are some awesome threads!"
"Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!"
"Oh dear, do you need help?"
"You look like you could use a hand."
"You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?"
when u reblog the ask meme and get none
when u put out an open rp and no one responds
when u have no one to rp with
but when u have that one person who always responds and send u the ask meme